Vault 101 G.O.A.T.

Hello Vault Dweller, and congratulations! Today is the big day where you will take the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test or G.O.A.T. for short. This test helps your Overseer best decide where to utilize your talents! Now that Vault 101 is open to both trade and newcomers, your Overseer has added the survival rate functionality to the G.O.A.T. as well. The test is short and simple, but is also timed. The test begins when you select start. Best of luck!

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault

Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant

Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

A bullet to the brain

Large doses of anti-mutagen agent

Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion

Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser

You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....

Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood

Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos

Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills

Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves

Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?

Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol

Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life

Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss

Throw your tea in granny's face

Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

The Overseer